"Wait, Daddy, I’m a Virgin"

When I return home from college, my lonely dad pins me to the bed and shows me what experiences I’m missing out on by studying too much. After a bad divorce, my dad is more affectionate than he used to be. He spends all day touching me and getting close to me, but that’s just because he misses me. Not for any other reason, because I’m Daddy’s good girl, and a virgin, besides. He would never hurt me. Would he?